35% off (Sale price $20.75 ) :: “A Bur-Less-Q Nutcracker”


35% off (Sale price $20.75, Reg. Price $32.00) :: A former winner of Goldstar National Nutcracker Award, A Bur-Less-Q Nutcracker is back at Dallas Stone Cottage Theatre for its 12th smash year of holiday mayhem. The Beulaville Baptist Book Club is in dire straits financially, so the club decides to stage Tchaikovskys famous ballet as a fundraiser. But thanks to a disastrous piƱa-colada casserole at a pre-show party, the hired cast of ballet dancers falls ill, and the ladies are forced to re-cast the show with members of a stranded burlesque troupe that happens to be stuck in town. The ensuing performance by the Velvet Kittens might not feature any nudity, per se, but it does contain a festive string of sexual puns, adult language and bump-and-grind dance numbers.Event Description: The production is recommended for mature audiences in the mood for a seasonal send-up.The tickets identified in this promotion are made available through Goldstar. Groupon is not affiliated with or sponsored by Stone Cottage Theatre in connection with this deal.This offer is not eligible for promo codes.

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